Season Three Quotes

This page deals with quotes from the third season:
We Have a Lot to Talk About

• "A little louder, I don't think they heard you in Gotham City." -Clark
• "Who's asking, Clark...or Superman?" -Lois
• "That is SO unfair! You know I can't fly!" -Lois
• "I want you to know that I love you...and you're not alone anymore." -Lois
• "Oh, look hunky, she's blushing!" -Mindy Church
• "Are you using your 'alter ego' as an excuse to avoid me?" -Lois
• "I used to come up here a lot by myself, and just...drift. Not part of the stars, not part of the Earth...never really knowing where I fit in. Until I met you." -Clark
• "It's the new glasses, isn't it? They just don't work as well as the old ones did." -Clark
• "So, how mad are you?" "I'm not mad." "Excuse me." "I'm not mad at all." "Lois this is not really a time to hold back." "I'm not." "I'm sorry. I was talking to Lois Lane. I know she was here a second ago. And I know she wouldn't really react..." "I'm hurt." "Oh." "I'm really, really hurt." "Which is gonna be worse than mad, isn't it?" -Clark & Lois

• "By the way...I hate bananas." -Lois
• "It's just you and me, Joe and Judy Regular...wanna neck?" -Clark
• "Being with you is stronger than me alone." -Clark

• "I tried something different; so sue me." -Lois
• "First...what's your name?" "Kal-El." -Star & Clark
• "Hey, that's a nice hairdo, Tinkerbell." -Perry
• "His, secretary had the most beautiful body in the world..." "What?!" "Next to Lois." -Clark & Lois

• "How come when you repeat what I say, it sound so dumb?" -Clark

• "And you took my hand and said, 'Jimmy! I can make a man of you!'" -Jimmy
• "You can fly, I can stay mad. It's a gift." -Lois
• "We do take your side in the big picture. We want you to be happy, and Lois make you happy. Unless you make her unhappy, and she make you unhappy, and that makes us unhappy." -Martha

• "Lois, you have got some 'splaining to do!" -Clark

• "Who's asking, Lois...or Ultra Woman?" -Clark
• "...Yes." -Clark
• "He has all the powers of...Batman!" -Nell Newtrich
• "You don't like wearing your boxers?" "Boxers? I wear briefs." "I know." "Lois, did you *x-ray* my...?!?" -Lois & Clark

• "Alright, listen up, everybody. Look who's decided to join us this morning. Let's give it up for Lois and Clark." -Perry
• "Uh! Who makes up these people?" "C'mon, Lois, you are much better looking than Lisa Rockford." "See how well trained I have him already." -Lois & Clark
• "Is there any language you don't know?" "Well, sometimes I have trouble understanding you." -Lois & Clark

• "So what you saying is, you're a vir--a very patient man." -Lois
• "Jimmy, I'm too old to surf, and too smart to think you can catch love in a net." -Perry

• "Of all the sicko, psycho, sexual...nothing personal, Baby." -Ellen Lane
• "Oh, I love your parents, they're just so...not insane." -Lois

• "This isn't my wedding! Are you two going to partcipate or not?" -Ellen Lane
• "Lois, it's your purse. Is there something evil in your purse?" "Just my credit cards." -Star & Lois

• "Preschool? We don't even get married for three more weeks!" -Clark
• "Did anybody ever tell you, you look just like Clark Kent, only without the glasses?" -?
• "Lunkhead?" -Clark

• "If only I lived in a dimension with no Superman...oh wait, Duh! I do!" -Tempus
• "God Herb...who writes your dialogue? You sound like the Prisoner of Zenda!" -Tempus
• "Hi Lois, remember me? How 'bout now? Private joke." -Tempus
• "Honestly, I don't know how you thought a pair of glasses would keep people from recognizing me. That's kind of ridiculous." -Parallel Clark
• "I wish I felt half as bad about losing her, as I do about losing you..." -Parallel Clark
• "Lois, I don't just need your help. I need you." -Parallel Clark

• "By the power vested in me by this state and the First Church of the Blue Suede Deliverance, I now pronounce you husband and wife!" -Perry
• "Stand by to be stunned!" -Clois
• "Oh look! There's Elvis...and Jimmy Hoffa...and the plot to 'Showgirls'!" -Lois

• "If I give you the gun, I can't shoot Lois...duh!" -Clois
• "Trouble sticks to me like stink on old fish." -Wanda Detroit
• "One thing about Lois' brain is that it sure is filled with a lot of you." -Jimmy

• "You have to admit, the whole package...it doesn't suck!" -Clois
• "If it ain't one thing with you guys, it's another." -Jimmy
• "That's it? Just like that, boom, I'm a blond?" -Wanda Detroit

• "I'm always thinking of you...I mean, you always keep me thinking." -Clark
• "Yo Jimbo, beautiful day! Lois thinks I'm a jerk!" -Clark

• "This guy's bedside manner includes breakfast in the morning!" -Jimmy
• "Brain Sucker!" -Perry

• "He always says that, and I never listen." -Lois
• "You're in my dreams, like a touchdown pass, I can't help noticing, you've got a great..." -said by Clark, written by Joe Malloy
• "I'll take care of the cat. I'm...a Navy Seal!" -Clark

• "I sense...you're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the muscles of his posterior!" -Ching
• "I am not an oak! I am free!" -Lois
• "So barring any further bouts of amnesia, or shrinking, or cloning, or Kryptonite, or time travel, or voodoo, I say we get married sooner rather than later." -Clark
• "Two guesses as to what this is. It rhymes with Kryptonite. Lois, no helping!" -Ching

• "I've loved you from the beginning..." "...and I'll love you till the end." -Clark & Lois
• "A love that risks nothing, means nothing." -?
• "So let me get this straight...Sarah--from research--is really this 'Krypton babe' who's got big plans for you?" -Lois

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This page was last updated on March 11, 1997.