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My Favorite Movie Quotes

These are some of my all time favorite movie quotes. Warning to sensitive ears, a few of these quotes contain vulgar language. If you detest this kind of language, please go back now. To add your favorite quote to the list below, submit it at this page.

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Billy MadisonBeachesBed of Roses
The Breakfast ClubCool Hand LuckThe Crow
The Cutting EdgeDead Poets SocietyThe Empire Strikes Back
Ferris Bueller's Day OffGhostbustersJerry Maguire
Jewel of the NileNow and ThenThe Princess Bride
Raider's of the Lost ArkReal GeniusReturn of the Jedi
Robin Hood: Prince of ThievesRomancing the StoneSabrina
St. Elmo's FireSay AnythingSleepless in Seattle
SpeedStar WarsThree Musketeers
Top GunToy StoryTruth About Cats & Dogs
TwisterWhile You Were Sleeping

Billy Madison

Billy: Shampoo is betta! I go on first and clean the hair! CONDITIONER IS BETTA!

Bus Driver: That Veronika Vaughn is one piece of 'ace'. I know from experience.


Hillary: I don't even remember what it was I was mad about and I don't care. Whatever it was you did, I forgive you.
C.C.: What I did? You and your lousy letters. Just to get one of them make me special even before I opened it. All you crappy stories, all you big dreams.
Hillary: I didn't know that.
C.C.: Well, what the hell did you know? Did you know how bad things were for me? No, because you wouldn't even open my letters. If you had even answered on, just one! Told me what a jerk I was, anything! But you didn't. You took your friendship away without even discussing it with me. So, thank you very much for forgiving me. But I don't forgive you.

Hillary: I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight! You did everything you said you were going to do, everything! And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel!

C.C.: OK, stay in. But will you at least get out of those pajamas? You've been in them for over a week!
Hillary: So what? Who the hell are you, the clothes police?

C.C.: You're not dead yet, so stop living as if you are!

Bed of Roses

Lewis: So.
Kim: So.
Lewis: So, you, ah, must be wondering who I am?
Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
Lewis: But?
Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.

Lisa: I don't have room in my life for somebody this great. I work for a living.

Kim: With a fantasy like this who wants the truth?

Lewis: Every now and then, everybody is entitled to too much perfection.

The Breakfast Club

Brian: I belong to the Physics Club.
John: What do you do in the Physics Club?
Brian: Talk about of Physics.

Cool Hand Luke

Boss: What we have here is a failure to communicate!!

Crow, The

Little Girl: Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

Cutting Edge, The

Rick: I wanna see your a$$ in the air.
Kate: Well until Hercules here learns how to lock his grip, this will have to do...

Doug: Well it's kinda interesting...I've been doing a little...I've been doing a little figure skating...
Bar Patron: What'd he say??
Walt: You've been doing what??
Another Patron: Finger painting???

Kate: This just coming up now?
Doug: Bad choice of words.

Kate: What's the matter?
Doug: Nothing.
Kate: Are you alright?
Doug: Fine...Kate. I'm sorry. My timing, I know it stinks, but I keep thinking this thing with us will go away. I keep thinking if I keep moving and checking, I'll get clear, you understand what I'm telling you?
Kate: I don't want to fight anymore.
Doug: No...I mean yeah. I don't want to fight anymore.
Kate: We have to skate.
Doug: This won't wait...Kate, maybe I wasn't ready, maybe you didn't give me much of a chance. I don't know, I just, I just...Kate, somewhere in the middle of all of this I fell in love with you. I'm saying I love you. I'm saying it out loud. Don't say we're not right for each because the way I see it we may not be right for anyone else. It can't be any harder to stay together than it was to stay apart. Kate, I need you. *I need you.*
(At the end.)
Doug: You didn't have to.
Kate: Yes, I did.
Doug: Why?
Kate: Because I love you.
Doug: Just remember who said it first.

Dead Poets Society

Mr. Keating: No, at the time I was not the mental giant that you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face.

Neil: Todd, this deskset wants to fly...Ladies and gentlemen the world's first unmaned flying deskset.
Todd: Whoa!
Neil: I wouldn't'll get another one next year.

Mr. Keating: Carpe, carpe diem! Seize the day, boys! Make your lives extraordinary.

Mr. Keating: We're not laughing at you...we're laughing near you.

Daulton: Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, hold on. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Weston.

Mr. Keating: Why do we need language?
Neil: To communicate...
Mr. Keating: Nooo!! to woo women!

Empire Strikes Back

Han: Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
Han: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!

Deck Officer: Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker.
Han: Then I'll see you in hell!

Han: ...Ooh...I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Leia: My...! Why, you stuck up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!
Han: Who's scruffy-looking?

Han: Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!

Yoda: Try not. Do or do not. There is not try.

Leia: I love you!
Han: I know.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists--that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ism--he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles--I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus--I'd still have to bum rides off of people.


Dana: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Peter: What a crime.

Janine: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmedium, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston: Ah, if there is a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you tell me.

Gate Keeper: Do you want this body?
Peter: Is this a trick question?

Peter: Ok, so...she's a dog.

Winston: Ray, when someone askes you if you're a god, you say YES!

Jerry Maguire

Jerry: I'm not letting you walk out of complete me...

Jewel of the Nile

Joan Wilder: Don't be ridiculous! Jack would never die without telling me.

Now and Then

??: That was the day she stopped taping her boobs.

Princess Bride

Westley: As you wish.

Grandson: Murdered by pirates is good...

Inigo: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Dread Pirate Roberts: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Fezzik: Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned with acid or something like that?
Dread Pirate Roberts: Oh no, it's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone'll be wearing them in the future.

Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Dread Pirate Roberts: Life is pain, Highness.

Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

Humperdinck: Surrender!
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Miracle Max: The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you very much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad!
Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
Miracle Max: You *are* the brute squad.

Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!

Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day.

Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

Grandfather: ..."Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End."

Miracle Max: Why don't you just give me a paper cut and put some lemon juice in it??

Buttercup: Do you promise not to hurt him?
Humperdink: What was that?
Westley: What was that?

Grandson: I'm telling you, you're messing up the story. Now get it right!

Raider's of the Lost Ark

Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Real Genius

Chris: You see Mitch, I used to be you and lately I've been missing me so I asked Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.

Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris: You've seen him too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there!
Chris: Of course not, he's twice your size, your clothes would never fit him!
Mitch: Yeah...
Chris: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch! Twenty points hight than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

Return of the Jedi

Han: Luke? Luke's crazy. He can't take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A...Jedi Knight? I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.

Han: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Commander: Freeze, you Rebel scum!

Emperor: Now, young will die.

Anakin: You already have, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your were right.

Luke: Artoo! Artoo! You be more careful.
Artoo: bleep...whistle
Luke: Artoo...that way. (points)

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Will Scarlet: There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy rich man.

Azeem: I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.

Sheriff: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

Robin: Any suggestions?
Azeem: Get up. Move faster.
Robin: Move faster. Great idea.

Robin: And you! You travel five thousand miles to save my life and leave me to butchered!
Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose to.
Robin: Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one!
Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive.

Romancing the Stone

Gloria: You are now a WORLD-CLASS hopeless romantic.
Joan: No, hopeful romantic. Hopeful.

Say Anything

Lloyd Dobler: I know I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything...

Star Wars

Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Threepio: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their socket when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Threepio: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookiee win.

Han: Look, your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight! I take orders from one person! Me!
Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Ben's Voice: Remember, the Force will be with you...always.

Threepio: Don't get technical with me!

Top Gun

Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: No, no she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh, yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.

Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick/Goose: ...the need for speed!

Hondo: They gave you your choice of duty son, anything, anywhere. Do you believe that shit? Where do you think you wanna go?
Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Hondo: Top Gun?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Hondo: God help us.

Goose's wife: Hey Goose, ya big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever!


Bill: I'm not back.

Jonas: So stick around, the days of sniffing the dirt are over.

Jo: Have you lost your nerve?
Bill: Tighten your seatbelt.

Jo: Cow.
Melissa: I gotta go Julia, we've go cows.
Jo: 'Nother cow.
Bill: Actually, I think it was the same one.

Dusty: Red meat. We crave sustanance.

While You Were Sleeping

Lucy: Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person *really* knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that YOU were the one they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?

Lucy: I'm a lot like my dad, brown hair, flat chest.

Jack: Do you have an extra pair of pants in your apartment?
Lucy: If you fit into my pants, I think I'll kill myself.

This page was last updated on September 29, 1997.
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